I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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