On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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