I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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