Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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