i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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