Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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