when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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