Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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