hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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