super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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