Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So much Jack, so little girl.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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