I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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Completed.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You can make out without kissing
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