woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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