i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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