11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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