did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I know her cup size but not her name....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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