Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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