we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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