He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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