when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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