ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
