I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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