Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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