She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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