i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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