just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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