I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize