I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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