Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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