i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Randomize
