I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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