Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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