he shaved USA in his pubs
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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