I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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