there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i think i have herpe
just one?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
