sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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