i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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