Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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