I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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