I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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