spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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