We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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