Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You were trust falling into bushes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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