you mean i was at the winter classic?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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