Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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