A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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