Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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