Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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