I want to stick my p in your. b.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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