So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sext me about skeletons
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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