You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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