yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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