Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You are a genius and a whore.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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