we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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