i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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